Since I've posted every day for a month, and since I'm also on vacation from work this week, I shall be taking a weeklong break from blogging - but fear not, I shall be returning to you good folks a week from today, which will be Sunday, July 8th. So mark your calenders!
A brief rundown on some current news events.
* People I'm tired of hearing about: Rosie O'Donnell and Paris Hilton. No more, news media. PLEASE!
* I recently heard yet another conspiracy theory about how George W. Bush had engineered the 9/11 attacks. Okay, folks - before I continue, let me state here that I'm no fan of Bush, and I've actually been putting up with him longer than most of you have. See, he was the governor of Texas here before he was your president. Anyway, according to the various critics of Bush, he has been responsible for not only the 9/11 attacks, but also the Katrina disaster. He's also been responsible for global warming because he didn't support the Kyoto treaty. He's also responsible for the price of gas going up. He's ALSO responsible for the price of gas going DOWN. And to top it all off, he's also responsible for having manipulated not one, but TWO presidential elections so that he would win!
Now folks, this is the SAME man that these SAME critics are constantly lampooning as an idiot! For someone who is regarded as an idiot, he sure has pulled off some pretty complex schemes! I'd hate to see what he'd pull off if he were a genius! What this shows is that his critics have lost it. It's one thing to dislike him, but when you get to the extent that you actually hate him, then your reasoning and logic goes out the door, and you start believing in anything negative that's said about him. Like he engineered the 9/11 attacks. So to these Bush conspiracy kooks, please step back and catch your breath, and let it go. Your hatred is going to cause another Bush clone to win in '08. Maybe that'll scare ya straight.
* And speaking of ol' Dubya, as you all know, his poll ratings are pretty south of the equator. BUT, so are the poll ratings of Congress! In fact, according to some polls, Congress' ratings are worse! If we all hate Bush like his critics are constantly saying, then what does it say that we feel about the same with Congress? It shows that we hardly have any faith in our politicians. Maybe it's because they're all such sell-outs to special interest groups and corporations. And it doesn't matter if they're Democrat or Republican. Our nation is crying out for the right man or woman to lead us into a new direction. This person, though, is going to have to be strong in order to go against the current political environment in D.C. But oh, what they could accomplish if they succeed!
* In Texas, it's been raining nearly every durn day for June! While it has kept the temperature down relatively low for Texas in June, it's also kept us damp! And no doubt you non-Texans have heard about the flooding problems we have had in different parts of the state. When we weren't having much rain before June, it was Bush's fault because he caused global warming because he didn't sign the Kyoto treaty. Now that it won't stop raining, it's his fault for the same reason. Sigh. Okay, I'll 'fess up. It's been raining because I've washed my car nearly every day. Well, after it rains, the car gets muddy! You'd think that the rain gods would get tired of having to live up to that old wives' tale of it raining after you wash your car. Don't those rain gods have anything else better to do?
* And to end this entry on a humorous note, here's something from an e-mail that I got:
*Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
*Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
*Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
*Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
*Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
*Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
*Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
*Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
*Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
*Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
*Law of the Theater: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
*Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, you boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
*Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
*Law of Rugs and Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpeting.
*Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
*Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
*Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
*Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
*Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
Last note: July's editorial statement of the month will be related to keeping the Internet free from those whom seek to control it or censor it. I need to find articles related to this, though.
That's it, folks. See you in a week! Wish me a great vacation!
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