"Dart Night" from comic strip "In the Bleachers"

This cartoon from the comic strip, "In the Bleachers" (the link is to the left, the image is below) cracks me up for some reason. Maybe because it sounds like something that would be really tried, and the error of such a promotion wouldn't be recognized until seconds after game time starts. By that time, those darts will already be flying all over the arena or stadium.

I'd hate to be the ref after a bad call!