The issue of man-hugging

Okay, now to address a serious issue for men. I speak, of course, of man-hugging. Sports columnist Randy Galloway of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram has written a column on this very important issue, and he covers the issue very well. In short, men hug each other only during certain times --like the Dallas Mavericks winning the Western Conference Finals. When the Mavs win the NBA Finals (notice that I said WHEN. It will be the Mavs over the Heat in 6 games!), then it will be acceptable to hug men again. But only one time, and briefly. There's rules about this sort of stuff. The issue of man-hugging probably already has several entries in that "Man Laws" website. So in summary, we'll hug other men, but only under certain circumstances --and we won't enjoy it.

We'd much rather hug women. ;-)