I have a new cause: LIBERATE PARIS!

I have a new cause, ladies and gentleman, and it can be summed up in two words: LIBERATE PARIS!!

And then maybe they'll stop talking about her!!!!

GAAAHH! I'm going nuts with all this news coverage!!

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Someone just asked me how bad the news coverage is about Paris Hilton. I told him that I'm starting to miss the press coverage of Rosie O' Donnell!!