Punny Measurements

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Punny measurements.

What is the ratio of an igloo's circumference
to its diameter?  Eskimo Pi

What does 1 millionth of a mouthwash equal?  
1 microscope

How much time elapses between slipping on a peel
and smacking the pavement? 1 bananosecond

How much time it takes to sail 220 yards at
1 nautical mile per hour?  Knot-furlong

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because
it's less filling is equal to what measure of time?
1 lite year

What is 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone?  1 Rod Serling 
(Only old folks will be able to answer this one)

How long is half of a large intestine? 1 semicolon

How much does 1000 aches equal? 1 megahurtz

What is the basic unit of laryngitis?   1 hoarsepower

What are two big breasts in one small bra?
2 cups overflowing

What is the shortest distance between two jokes?  
A straight line (think about it for a moment)

What does 453.6 graham crackers equal?  1 pound cake

How much is 1 million-million microphones?  1 megaphone

What is equal to 1 million bicycles? 2 megacycles

What is equal to 365.25 days?  1 unicycle

What do 2000 mockingbirds equal?  Two kilomockingbirds

What do 10 cards equal?  1 decacards

What does 1 kilogram of falling figs equal?  1 Fig Newton

What is the measure of 1000 grams of wet socks?  
1 literhosen

What is 1 millionth of a fish?  1 microfiche

What does 1 trillion pins equal? 1 terrapin

What do 10 rations equal?  1 decoration

What do 100 rations equal?  1 C-ration

What do 2 monograms equal? 1 diagram

What do 8 nickels equal?  2 paradigms

2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at 
Yale University Hospital is equal to what?  
1 I.V. League