## Friday, April 21, 2006

### Punny Measurements

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Punny measurements.

`What is the ratio of an igloo's circumferenceto its diameter?  Eskimo Pi`
`What does 1 millionth of a mouthwash equal?  1 microscope`
`How much time elapses between slipping on a peeland smacking the pavement? 1 bananosecond`
`How much time it takes to sail 220 yards at1 nautical mile per hour?  Knot-furlong`
`365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer becauseit's less filling is equal to what measure of time?1 lite year`
`What is 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone?  1 Rod Serling (Only old folks will be able to answer this one)`
`How long is half of a large intestine? 1 semicolon`
`How much does 1000 aches equal? 1 megahurtz`
`What is the basic unit of laryngitis?   1 hoarsepower`
`What are two big breasts in one small bra?2 cups overflowing`
`What is the shortest distance between two jokes?  A straight line (think about it for a moment)`
`What does 453.6 graham crackers equal?  1 pound cake`
`How much is 1 million-million microphones?  1 megaphone`
`What is equal to 1 million bicycles? 2 megacycles`
`What is equal to 365.25 days?  1 unicycle`
`What do 2000 mockingbirds equal?  Two kilomockingbirds`
`What do 10 cards equal?  1 decacards`
`What does 1 kilogram of falling figs equal?  1 Fig Newton`
`What is the measure of 1000 grams of wet socks?  1 literhosen`
`What is 1 millionth of a fish?  1 microfiche`
`What does 1 trillion pins equal? 1 terrapin`
`What do 10 rations equal?  1 decoration`
`What do 100 rations equal?  1 C-ration`
`What do 2 monograms equal? 1 diagram`
`What do 8 nickels equal?  2 paradigms`
`2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital is equal to what?  1 I.V. League`