Friday, April 21, 2006

Punny Measurements

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Punny measurements.

What is the ratio of an igloo's circumference
to its diameter? Eskimo Pi
What does 1 millionth of a mouthwash equal?  
1 microscope
How much time elapses between slipping on a peel
and smacking the pavement? 1 bananosecond
How much time it takes to sail 220 yards at
1 nautical mile per hour? Knot-furlong
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because
it's less filling is equal to what measure of time?
1 lite year
What is 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone?  1 Rod Serling 
(Only old folks will be able to answer this one)
How long is half of a large intestine? 1 semicolon
How much does 1000 aches equal? 1 megahurtz
What is the basic unit of laryngitis?   1 hoarsepower
What are two big breasts in one small bra?
2 cups overflowing
What is the shortest distance between two jokes?  
A straight line (think about it for a moment)
What does 453.6 graham crackers equal?  1 pound cake
How much is 1 million-million microphones?  1 megaphone
What is equal to 1 million bicycles? 2 megacycles
What is equal to 365.25 days?  1 unicycle
What do 2000 mockingbirds equal?  Two kilomockingbirds
What do 10 cards equal?  1 decacards
What does 1 kilogram of falling figs equal?  1 Fig Newton
What is the measure of 1000 grams of wet socks?  
1 literhosen
What is 1 millionth of a fish?  1 microfiche
What does 1 trillion pins equal? 1 terrapin
What do 10 rations equal?  1 decoration
What do 100 rations equal?  1 C-ration
What do 2 monograms equal? 1 diagram
What do 8 nickels equal?  2 paradigms
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at 
University Hospital
is equal to what?
1 I.V. League

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