Onion News Network

Most of you have heard of The Onion, which makes spoofs of news reports. Little did I know, however, that they also do spoof newscasts. Here's some that I thought were hilarious! I may post some here periodically now. :-)

U.S. Parents Outsourcing Babysitting
(I betcha that some parents would take advantage of this if it ever became available!)

70% of all praise is fake

Abortion bill to require fetal consent
(as a prolifer, I like both the fetal consent bill and the 9 month waiting period bill)